Christmas Dreaming

Presents for me?

Although I always have a very current Google Doc labeled "Present Ideas", I thought it was fun to do the Christmas blog posts. As in, I tell you all of the crap I want that I probably won't get. A girl can dream, and lord can I dream. So, here we go:


A new magical dressage saddle. Like this:

Heart eyes.

Black with purple piping Devoucoux Mendia dressage saddle. Made for my sad ass and a perfect fit to Bacon. Will magically turn me into a dressage pro and make me look wildly cool. Need.

And to go with the black and purple saddle:

It's like they knew.

Majyk Equipe's dressage boots. Coming soon to an Alyssa near you. Hopefully. Some day.

Super cool eventing top with matching helmet cover. Can't choose between a purple top and white breeches or a grey/white top with purple breeches. Either way, if you saw me coming, you would know you would be in the presence of a badass. Or a Barney warrior.

Not lightning bolts though. Chevrons please. Or maybe even diamonds. OR SPIDERS.

Amanda had to go and show me these. Damnit ho. Now I need them.

Supposed to be a golf glove. But looks like a riding glove to me. Also need in size carny.

These DeNiro dressage boots. In size carny feet.

I mean, come on. 

How about this Keiffer dressage bridle too? With patent leather noseband and grey padding. Ooo, can you feel the sexy?

This would complete our outfit.

A magic weaving potion. To make me and Bacon stop weaving. Oh, and a Bipartite Navicular Bone BeGone! potion.

And these.

Everyone needs jellyfish socks.