|Presents for me?|
A new magical dressage saddle. Like this:
And to go with the black and purple saddle:
|It's like they knew.|
Super cool eventing top with matching helmet cover. Can't choose between a purple top and white breeches or a grey/white top with purple breeches. Either way, if you saw me coming, you would know you would be in the presence of a badass. Or a Barney warrior.
|Not lightning bolts though. Chevrons please. Or maybe even diamonds. OR SPIDERS.|
Amanda had to go and show me these. Damnit ho. Now I need them.
|Supposed to be a golf glove. But looks like a riding glove to me. Also need in size carny.|
These DeNiro dressage boots. In size carny feet.
|I mean, come on.|
How about this Keiffer dressage bridle too? With patent leather noseband and grey padding. Ooo, can you feel the sexy?
|This would complete our outfit.|
A magic weaving potion. To make me and Bacon stop weaving. Oh, and a Bipartite Navicular Bone BeGone! potion.
|Everyone needs jellyfish socks.|