Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Christmas Dreaming

Presents for me?
Although I always have a very current Google Doc labeled "Present Ideas", I thought it was fun to do the Christmas blog posts. As in, I tell you all of the crap I want that I probably won't get. A girl can dream, and lord can I dream. So, here we go:


A new magical dressage saddle. Like this:
Heart eyes.
Black with purple piping Devoucoux Mendia dressage saddle. Made for my sad ass and a perfect fit to Bacon. Will magically turn me into a dressage pro and make me look wildly cool. Need.

And to go with the black and purple saddle:
It's like they knew.
Majyk Equipe's dressage boots. Coming soon to an Alyssa near you. Hopefully. Some day.

Super cool eventing top with matching helmet cover. Can't choose between a purple top and white breeches or a grey/white top with purple breeches. Either way, if you saw me coming, you would know you would be in the presence of a badass. Or a Barney warrior.
Not lightning bolts though. Chevrons please. Or maybe even diamonds. OR SPIDERS.

Amanda had to go and show me these. Damnit ho. Now I need them.
Supposed to be a golf glove. But looks like a riding glove to me. Also need in size carny.

These DeNiro dressage boots. In size carny feet.
I mean, come on. 

How about this Keiffer dressage bridle too? With patent leather noseband and grey padding. Ooo, can you feel the sexy?
This would complete our outfit.

A magic weaving potion. To make me and Bacon stop weaving. Oh, and a Bipartite Navicular Bone BeGone! potion.

And these.
Everyone needs jellyfish socks.




23 comments:

  1. Those purple and black boots are begging me to buy them. They pop up somewhere every single freaking day. My willpower is rapidly fading...

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    1. Who needs willpower? Not Barney warriors.

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    1. I knooooow. I have a feeling I might own them some day.

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  3. im holding out until they come out with the xc magic equipes in purple. They're PRETTY awesome.

    my favorite is the mendia tho. I love saddles with (PURPLE) piping.

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    1. oh and where are the gloves from???

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    2. That's the part that was killing me. I knew they were coming out with the xc boots, but I actually really love my Premier Equine boots I already use. But I do have a pair of Majyk Equipe dressage boots, and I love those. So this was a win!

      Here are the gloves. And remember, because they are golf gloves, that is the price PER glove. The hell.

      https://www.gfore.com/women-shop/womens-gloves/special-edition/killer-t-s-charcoal.html

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    3. I've used golf gloves for riding before and they shred in no time if they come into contact with rubber reins. That grey padded bridle tho? Whaaaaat. Heart eyes!

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    1. Golf gloves equal good riding gloves, right?

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  5. OMG! Everything on this list is amazing. ^.^

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  6. I HAVE SEEN THOSE SOCKS AND LOOOOVE THEMMM!!!

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    1. AND YOU DIDN'T BUY THEM? WHAT THE HELL NICOLE.

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  7. I keep asking for a covered arena... no one has come through! lol

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    1. Well somebody ought to give you one. It's only fair.

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  8. Those gloves are really freaking cool !

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  9. You have a gift for finding items with you written all over it!

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