Can You Haiku?

Mom, you are not good at poems. But I still love you.

I'm going to give this haiku thing a whirl (thanks Nicole!) and we shall see what turns up. I am sorry for what you are about to read.

Sigh. Another hot spot.

Saggy doggy skin

Allergies and some moisture

Standing wrap boots now

My face might be weird

But I have much longer legs

than a tiny pooch

Put it in your mouth

It is number one goat rule

And stand on the things

Weave and weave and weave

Dressage and jump all the things

Make my mom happy

Just give me the food

Place it in the food hole now

Old lady munchies

Think you can catch me?

Run and buck and play with sass

Oh hi dad, love you

I am unicorn

Majestic and free to be

But I fart and snort.