Year End Goal Evaluation

Fancy pony.

Well, it is time to look back over the year and see how we did with our goals. I think I had mentioned that halfway through the year I was going to pop in and see how I was doing, but uhhh, that didn't happen. It is all good though! Alright, time to see what we accomplished.

Nose bra!

1. Discover my illness and kick its ass- Hmm. Fail?
       Well, I learned a lot about what else is going on with my body and how certain tests are done. Two more doctors determined they were convinced it was still Lyme disease and we discovered that I am baseline for Sjogren's disease. I certainly do not feel any better, had to leave my job in February, but I try to put this failure on the back of my mind. This is still a work in progress.

2. Complete my first 3 Day Event- Fail.
       I wanted to, so so badly, but it just wasn't in the cards. When you don't have the funds, it just ain't going to happen. And that is ok. We probably would have been able to finish, but not done well, so hopefully next year we can attack this goal again and do it well!

Taking names over the 3'9" jump.

3. Reach a new personal record jump height on Bacon- Success!
      Bacon and I busted this one out of the park when we competed in the high jump competition on Halloween jump night. We attempted 4' and cleared 3'9", while our highest jump from last year was another airy 3'3" vertical. Not only did we beat it, but we did it in costume.

Jumping our last fence in our first novice derby.

4. Compete at Novice somewhere- Success!
       Bacon and I competed in our first novice derby in early June. We finished on our dressage score and it was a new level of fun I had reached while competing. Just a year before in the same derby, Bacon and I had our first show doing the crossrail division.

Making faces and not pooping my pants before a test.

5. Learn to relax during our dressage tests- Some success
      While we are FAR from dressage champs, Bacon and I's dressage game stepped up this year. I was a bit less tense and had a somewhat better understand of how to ride the tests. We improved on our scores by a minimum of 8 points. Next year I hope to get even more relaxed and more refined in our tests.

Vegas and Mr. Mayhem love.

6. Ride all of the ponies more this year- Some Success
      While most of the rides were done bareback, all of the ponies were ridden (sporadically) throughout the year, and Lucy even got to play dressage pony. I wish I could ride them all more, saddled for real work, but none of them seem to be complaining about it and I just do not have the strength. Maybe next year.

Don't touch it!

7. Do more course work- Success
      While our coursework was still limited, it was better than last year. We competed in our first jumper shows and came out smiling. Bacon loved it once she figured out the fun game and we ended up reserve champs in the 3' after our first show. We also did a clinic with Nicole Cobb and it was a blast. Except for the whole asthma attack. I still find jumper shows scary because I have such a difficult time memorizing the courses, but I am not nearly as petrified as before.

Next year, we will have a picture like this of all three musketeers.

8. Get more awesome pictures- Success
       Definitely a success. Tons of fun photos taken by great friends, husband and even a professional photographer while all dolled up. That's a win.

9. Pay off my damn saddle- Success
       Got that sucker paid off. Thank you tax refund!

YAY saddle! Ready for a training level jump.

10. Do a training level jump- Fail
         I had hoped to get more cross country schooling under our belt for this to be able to happen, but that was a no. Next year we will get this done for sure. I know we can do it.

So, that makes it about a 75% success rate? Not too bad for an achy diseased person. I have a lot to be thankful for and a lot of cool things happened this year. Bacon and I conquered a lot of goals and we had a lot of fun doing it. Next year is always full of questions and one can always hope the answers will be good ones. And even if they aren't, we know eventually there will be good ones waiting.

Looking forward to next year!

Ay Chihuahua

Goats make things better.

Well, this week has been a doozy. It started out pretty cool. An awesome dinner with friends Sunday night, where we exchanged ornaments created by Hamer and Clay.

Bacon, Moo dog, Lindsey and Prisoner, and Aimee and Courage!

The food was amazing, as was the conversation. Horse girl dinners are pretty bomb. Though, my husband came back from riding his motorcycle that evening and said his truck really wasn't running right. No big, we shall take it to the shop.

Can't wait to ride in these!

My presents to myself arrived as well. I am soooo stoked about my Ariat V Sport boots that I scored off of ebay for $102. My other pair of tall boots fits so well that I can place my whole arm along side my calf. Classy. But these things are fricken awesome. And luckily, I fit in them because the seller told me they were medium calf, and it turns out they are SLIM. I also received my new Lyme Disease spirochete buddy, Limey D. I was so confused when the box came, but all boxes from amazon are under my husband's name. I opened the box and then peeked inside and threw it. I thought, uh oh, I opened a present I wasn't supposed to.

Limey D snuggles my new boots

Husband made me open it all the way and I was so very confused. Where the hell did this guy come from? I looked in the box again and saw a note. It came from the one and only Emma! She is so awesome. My husband already chucked him across the living room because he was mad at him. But he hangs out with me. I kind of love him.

The Milano

My Premiera Milano bridle also came (last week, but it still counts) and I was sooooo very excited to go put it on my horse. It was shiny and padded and pretty and rolled and glorious. And then I went out to put it on. And I couldn't even get it on my horse. Everyone online suggested to size down, so I did to a cob, and there was no way the sucker was going on. So, I pouted a lot. We put it on Courage. He looked awesome. Lindsey put it on Prisoner. He looked awesome. So, she will be the new owner of a lovely bridle. I think I will try the Monaco bridle next.

The Monaco

We also found out that my boobs appear cancer free. So that is a huge plus. I scared the oil change guy. He saw my horse stickers and grain and though, Oh a nice cowgirl. And then he got in my truck and started it. He said my music didn't match. I laughed a lot. The Omeprazole is killing me though, and probably making me lose more weight. Which I don't really need to do. I started out this year weighing 132lbs (my most ever) to 109lbs now. My chin and lymphnodes were super swollen starting this week, and now my upper thigh is. No idea what that is about. My pony seems to know something is wrong. She has been following me around when I clean her pen and must keep her nose on my cheek or hand.

Back to when the pony cleared that 3'9" jump

And then we got the call about hubs' truck. It had the original spark plugs (96 Ford Ranger, so old spark plugs) and they started to foul. Which started to ruin the coil and wiring. And that caused it to run on only half of the cylinders. And that threw the motor out of whack. So it needed a full tune up. $600. Ok, that sucks, but that is do-able. And then we got another call. Cylinder three was fouling, which was likely due to broken or stuck valves. That fix would be an additional $1100.

Yikes.

Poor cute hubs.

We don't have that. Husband is contemplating on whether to try and fix that himself or to sell the truck, or...We Kelley Blue booked it, and in good condition, his truck is worth $2,000. So we are in a bit of a pickle. Our 10 year anniversary was yesterday and that is when he learned the news. It made me very unhappy to see him so bummed out. He really loves his truck. And I just bought those two things for myself, and that made me feel even worse. I have been feeling sicker this week than normal. I will be ok when this week is done. I know it could always be worse though.

Life is a battle. Put on a Christmas sweater.

Dressage Goals: Enter Sandman. Or Dancing Queen?

Our first dressage test of this year. Warm up.

So, as I am sure you have noticed, Bacon and I aren't so great at dressage. We can blame this on a few things (mostly me). My lack of dressage knowledge, no lessons, no arena large enough to work in, lack of fancy movement/position, etc. I would really like to remedy this. And that is hard, because dressage is boring to both me and the pony.

This fall, playing at Prisoner's house

It is also hard. Really hard. And it is hard for us to be motivated to do it and to do it properly (or what I think might be proper when there is no one watching us from the ground). It would help if our riding space were larger than a 50ft square. I am hoping that Bacon's feet will be tough enough next year so we can ride in the lumpy pasture. But dressage is beneficial for all the things, so we need to get better. Not only that but we need to improve our scores to be more competitive. But the biggest motivator I have found?

Freestyle dressage.

If I have to do this dressage business, I have to make it fun. Freestyle dressage looks fun. I love music. My dad let us listen to Beartooth and In This Moment at the dinner table for Thanksgiving. I learned my love of music from almost all family members. I was trained by my grandpa at the earliest of ages to know the difference between Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath. The first song I boogied to was Aerosmith's Walk This Way. And then I got the nickname Boogs. I haven't heard that nickname said since my grandpa Bob left us 7 years ago, but I need to uphold it.

Shirt did not stay white. Boogs and Bacon.

In order to do freestyle dressage, you must follow these rules: USEF Rules, DR 129.9: “Except for USEF/USDF Championship classes and for FEI Pony Riders, FEI Junior and Young Rider Freestyles, in order to enter a freestyle class at any level, a horse/rider combination must have received a minimum score of 60% in the highest test of the declared freestyle level or any test of a higher level at a Federation Licensed or FEI recognized Dressage Competition or “open” Dressage class (i.e. open to all breeds) at a Federation Licensed Competition held prior to the competition where the horse/rider combination is entered to ride a freestyle class.

Just add music. And fix lots of things.

So basically, Bacon and I need to score higher than a 60% at a recognized show. Preferably at first level for us. You know what else is cool? The rules say any music is accepted. You know what that means. METAL (That spider dressage saddle would really help with that). Sooooo, the goal for next year is to make it to a real dressage show and get through some training level tests. If those go well, we will work our way towards first level and hopefully be that much closer to our goal of ROCKING THE SHIT OUT OF DRESSAGE. With metal.

Slipknot? Avatar? Cradle of Filth? Volbeat? INSTRUMENTAL VERSIONS?

Yeah, I don't think the judges will be too fond of lyrical versions.

Do you think we can do it?  Do you dream of doing a freestyle to a certail set of songs? Do you have any song suggestions? I have so many ideas, but I have a hard time corralling them. Though I do think we need to include this folk metal song.

Maybe they would appreciate a German pagan folk song

Maybe a little Korn and Skrillex to tickle their senses and get those stiff asses grooving

Or should we go with something creepy? (Don't worry, not creepy at all)

So many options. How am I suppose to choose?

Christmas Wish List!

Soooo, I already have a present list that is always ongoing all year long in the form of a Google Doc. I put all things I hope to own someday on there. If someone wants to get it for me before I do, extra cool! It is ridiculously long, so I will not put everything on here. Plus, I will take off the boring things (like new glasses) and possibly add extra things on here that I know aren't going to happen. So here we go:

Aztec Diamond Products

Specifically the Aubergine and Snake Skin breeches. Puh-lease!

Valentine Equine Hollywood shirt-Black

Obviously to go with my black lace Aztec Diamond breeches

Black Lorenzini Stirrups

Too bad they aren't purple

Champion Flexair Body Protector

Black/Gunmetal, because apparently we can't have black and purple. Grrrr.

This whole outfit from PS of Sweden

(bonnet, polos, pad)

Custom Helmet Cover

Black with purple chevrons and white outlines

Borne Saddlery Black Widow Saddle

Because duh. I need it.

Plush Lyme Disease Spyrochete

So if I get pissed off about being diseased, I can chuck his ass across the room. 

And of course, lessons, the Karen O'Conner clinic in June, and a real event! Okay okay, most of these aren't on my list. But I really wish. What do you want for Christmas?

Hanging In There!

My scarf gave me fancy shoulders. Also, sorry for the screen shots!

I have been a bit silent on here for a bit, and I apologize for that. Between visiting friends, working on cartoons, getting the pens graveled and sanded (yay!), hub's birthday and the holidays, it has been a whirlwind. I am almost caught up on my cartoons, so that is nice! And having sandy nice pens has been a very big blessing. The horses seem very happy, and though it may take me longer to clean the pens now, every time I walk out there I smile. Hopefully this will help Bacon's feet improve even further.

Birthday boy with his motorcycle wrapping paper.

My pig nephew, Walter, on Thanksgiving. Yes, he lives in the house.

First things first, we tried to clean to mud and muck out of the pens as much as we could. It had been raining a lot that week, so that was a bit unfortunate. Road mix was dumped and the pens were evened out. No more pee holes. Next we slapped down some mats in the most used areas of the pens, and then poured a few inches of sand on top. So glorious.

Road mix time!

Sand mountain pass.

Slowly getting there.

Supervising.

Whoa. Sand! And sad shelter, but it is better than no shelter :(

Right after that is snowed. And the sand froze (but thaws enough for safe walking and good lounging areas) and the pastures froze, So horses have been on lock down for a bit. And then I learned of an opportunity to ride in an indoor Saturday night. I know my days or very numbered for winter riding, so I jumped on that band wagon. Sure, Bacon hadn't been ridden for a couple of weeks, or turned out recently, or been in an indoor since April. With a grid and MANY other OTTBs. And mirrors and a quarter sheet for the first time. But we could deal with it.

What we should have been doing on a frozen night.

Bacon enjoys the fancy digs.

I tacked my pony up with frozen fingers and threw her on the trailer with Mr. Prisoner. I was worried about freezing (ride time was from 6pm-10pm) but once we got in the indoor, we were quite comfortable. My horse was on high alert as I hand walked her around the arena for a good 10-15 minutes. That was the spookiest she had ever been. Not at the mirrors, but at random things. Normally she calms down once I hop on her, so I thought I would give that a whirl. That was a lie. She wasn't bad by any means, just tight and tense and a bit of a locomotive. Still ridable, but not normal Bacon. There were some others warming up in there with us as well, some were not too great at steering, but we got the job done.

Vroom vroom.

Also choosing to ride in slippery fleecy breeches and winter boots not a great option.

Going through the one stride, to one stride to straight three stride or bending line.

Prisoner was being amazing. I don't know how many horses were in there with us, but I want to say 12. My horse was actually going through the grid fine. A little short strided and speedy, but having not done any grids this year, I was ok with it. Bacon was finally relaxed enough to stand still and wait for the others to go through the grid, but she was having a hard time with her feelings. Her mare side came out in full swing as she shark faced Prisoner and even had a little lunge at another OTTB. I was not impressed, but that is what I get for owning a mare. We made several passes through the grid at the lower jumps and called it a night. My knees were done and they had chili and cake waiting at the end. All in all, it was fun. Even if my horse's brain was flittering off to somewhere else.

My arms weren't up to doing a release that night apparently.

Not pretty, but ok.

I also had another doctor appointment today. I got poked a lot. And molested (yeah, that kind of appointment) and unfortunately, due to the large amount of cysts I have in my breasts, my doctor has ordered an ultrasound to make sure that they are actually cysts and not other bad lumps. The cervix looked a bit wonky too, so it got scraped (ow!) with lots of samples being sent out. There are also more tests to be run, and hopefully I can find some answers as well as rule some other things out. Stupid boobs.

Pats for the wild pony. I will also be taking omeprazole like her!