Yep. I have on a nose bra. Not because my nose is well endowed or anything. It acts more like a nose pad, collecting all of the blood draining from my face. It is delightful, really.
Especially when you answer the door and scare people.
|That was me trying to smile.|
|Prepped and ready. Pre-sedative.|
|Sedative given. Husband entertained.|
Let me tell you some things. I spent the first night afraid to fall asleep because I didn't want to choke to death on my blood. I didn't take enough pain pills the first night either. Also, once you do fall asleep and shut your mouth, you will abruptly wake up from suffocating because your nose doesn't work anymore. Once you finally get your mouth to stay open, you tongue will turn into a piece of jerky and become unrecognizable when you wake up. You will also become hyper aware of where your husbands elbows are at when he is flinging covers around.
|I refused to open my eyes after surgery. They hurt.|
My drugs are starting to take over now, so I am going to call this good. Hopefully I can ride soon!